My day in point form

• My kid had a rough night. She was up three times between midnight and 5 AM. I don't know why.
• Of course she was, because I was sleeping comfortably for the first time in weeks.
• We are both tired and grumpy.
• On a probably related note, fuck Daylight Savings Time. Fuck it right in the ear! 
• I officially hate IKEA, but every time I try to get away from shopping there I am reminded they have stuff that's "good enough" at a quarter the price of stuff I really like elsewhere. I just can't bring myself to shop elsewhere for stuff that doesn't need to be durable.
• It's the first nice, sunny weekend we've had in many, many months. I really wanted to spend more if it outside, but it's not quite warm enough to set up a lounge chair in the backyard. 
• I need to buy one of those outdoor heater things. 
• Oh who am I kidding? I'm too cheap to buy furniture at places other than IKEA. I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a super-sized kerosene lamp.
• I don't think my kid is the only one who is going straight to bed after dinner.
• I'm excited about that. She's not.